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three fingered salute

to press press CTRL ALT and DELETE on your PC thus resetting it .. derived from the 3 fingers you use to press the buttons.
John:"Damn my computer has froze!!"
Dave:"Give it a three fingered salute!"
John:"But ill lose all my work..."
by Evil-Ernie June 2, 2003
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Spirit Fingered

Verb: The act of fingering a cheerleader, or fingering any girl but with excessive spirit.
After that party Friday night, I spirit fingered the head cheerleader of the varsity squad.

I was showing a lot of spirit while my fingers were sliding in and out of her.
by spiritfingerer June 22, 2011
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light-fingered

inclined to steal, larcenous
I would not trust him. He's kind of light-fingered.
by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2008
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clergy fingered

An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.
Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
by YAWA March 14, 2018
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nine-fingered

1. Thief
2. A con-man (i.e. smooth talking salesman)
Origin: Probably spawned from the days when thieves had one of their digits forcibly removed after being caught stealing.
Used in the phrase "You nine-fingered shitehawk*!" in reference to a car salesman after he sweet talks you out of your hard earned cash for a car that is hardly worth the elastic in your underwear.
*aggressive salesman
by BBarker November 11, 2006
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fingered

rubbing a girls pussy until she has an orgasm
i fingered my girl for an hour last night a she had the biggets orgasm she cam all over me.
by d November 17, 2003
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Four Fingered KitKat

1. The act of fingering a girl using four fingers.
2. A word to describe a large/loose vagina.
1. "Man, you won't believe what happened last night! I did the four fingered kitkat to 2 girls at the same time! That party was blazing!"
2. "Yeah dude, last night was mental! I was about to get with Laura when she whapped out her four fingered kitkat! Even I wasn't drunk enough to tap that shit."
by BusinessTime100 March 6, 2011
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