When your toilet paper is was to weak and you get the poop underneath your fingernails, and you think your going to die. So you decide to make a song
by Tillmanator December 8, 2019
Get the Poop In My FingerNailsmug. A great song by the toilet bowl cleaners. This can also happen if you have shit toilet paper or really long acrylic nails that rip through the paper.
I just finished jamming out to my favorite song Poop in my fingernails by the toilet bowl cleaners on apple music!
by Harry the Pilgrim March 18, 2020
Get the Poop in my fingernailsmug. This is when women have extremely ridiculously long fingernails. Like you would expect to find on hookers or ladies of the night.
Girl! Those are some whore long fingernails! You best be investing in some clippers before the pimps start trying to line you up!
by Blossom61 March 2, 2014
Get the whore long fingernailsmug. The dirty fingernails method is when you are jerking off and you stick your finger up your butt and move it around. Said to give you 10x the pleasure when you cum
SpongeBob: hey Patrick last night I did the dirty fingernails method to a picture of sandy
Patrick: ew that's gross! But how did it feel?
Patrick: ew that's gross! But how did it feel?
by _amb.21_ July 5, 2016
Get the dirty fingernails methodmug. Equivalent of lying through one's teeth, but for situations in which the lie was conveyed through typed text via computer or text message.
"Didn't you say Chase told you he was busy tonight? He totally just booty texted me. That boy is lying through his fingernails."
by MDix September 7, 2011
Get the Lying through his fingernailsmug. Painting her fingernails is when a woman masturbates on the go, like in the bathroom at a party, and when she comes out the tops of her fingernails are all glossy and shiny like she just applied a new coat of fingernail polish.
Guys like girls who paint their fingernails and who will paint them in front of them at a moments notice.
Guys like girls who paint their fingernails and who will paint them in front of them at a moments notice.
She left the bathroom door unlocked and I accidentally walked in on her listening to Sade and painting her fingernails.
by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018
Get the painting her fingernailsmug.