Fuddlepucker

1. Puddlefucker

2. The sound your waterbottle makes when you drink out of it.

3. The sound you make when you -CENSORED-

"Person A: -drinks from waterbottle-

Person B: Woah, stop it, you're making a fuddlepucker."

by Dashuu August 22, 2009

Fiddlefuckin'

N. 1. zero; 2. a person who is a complete loser.ADJ. 1. Doing absolutely nothing; Zero; Not a damn thing;2. Playing somebody or using somebody.

" He is a real Fiddlefuck"

"He was fiddlefuckin' around in the warehouse all day."

"She was fiddlefuckin' him big time."

by texas bobby May 7, 2010

Fizzlefuck

A stupid person who is so uneducated about slang relating to sex that they don't know the difference between fisting and pisting.

What a cunt smooching belly shitting lizard crapping fizzlefuck!

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 26, 2015

fiddledickin

Being stupid and messing around to the point of everyone around you pulling their hair out

"John! Stop fiddledickin around!"

by regional_at_maddy May 29, 2017

Fizzlefuck

have sexual intercourse and not shoot your wad or reach a climax

Me and my date got so numb drunk last night, we bumped and grinded for hours and all we could do is fizzlefuck.

by 1973Horn January 4, 2013

Fiddle Fuck

1. Attempting to fix something that is not broken.

2.Taking something that is working, and messing with it until it breaks.

3. Trying to perfect something, and ending up breaking it.

1. Wow, you fiddle fucked with the antenna and now the picture is worse than it was before.

2. Stop fiddle fucking with that, it looks fine, and your gonna ruin it.

by osamio November 1, 2010

Fiddle-Fuck

To screw with something extremely irritating.

You scrambled my rubix cube now O have to fiddle-fuck with it

by Irish Army June 28, 2014