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Firework roulette

4 guys, 4 fireworks. 3 are dismantled and one is still intact. everyone puts one up their ass and everyone lights it at the same time.
Mike died playing firework roulette with the boys
Firework roulette by POemel June 16, 2021

firework trees 

when we were driving we saw firework trees.
firework trees by teriq March 1, 2009

firework powder 

The correct way to say 'gunpowder' is firework powder.

Many people do not know this as it was only finalised a short while ago due to an incident of someone throwing up their liver (yikes!)
Phil Knight, the smart person who changed the name said that 'people have benefited greatly from this change of awful wording'
Grace: iT's GuNpOwDeR nOt FiReWoRk PoWdEr!
Sane person: actually it is firework powder you idiot

Firework Cancer 

When you develop firework cancer you shoot up into the sky then explode into chunks.
Peter:"Did you hear,Keith died"
Clementine:"Yeah he got Firework Cancer"
Firework Cancer by GlenGibbs November 2, 2019

firework seller

someone who tries to sell others low quality fireworks at a high price to make a bit of extra cash
frank: anyone want to buy some fireworks?
earl: what have you got?
frank: could get ya rockets for 50quid, they are usually 70quid but my da stole them
earl: who would spend 50quid on fireworks? you're such a wasteman frank!
frank: leave me alone man! just trying to do my job, im a firework seller
firework seller by nimrod09 October 23, 2009

Firework mentality 

Has the mentalty of a firework, typically when mad. Their temper ignites and dies down soon after. When in ignite its not a good idea to be near them.
Oh god, i hate him so much and his firework mentality