festering hatchet wound

An unclean, smelly vagina.

Betsy pulled her pants down and man, it stunk so bad, I knew she had a festering hatchet wound.

by mt1mp August 17, 2007

Festishio

To be or act stupid.
To show ignorance.

John says "1 + 1 = 5"
Jim says "You festishio."

by Jeremi1023 April 13, 2009

Fasterisking

The (often irritating) habit of swearing online but inserting asterisks in place of letters thereby trying to give the (false) impression of self-control.

"I wish they would all f*ck off", "boll*cks" and "b*gger" are all examples of fasterisking.

by arch arrow March 18, 2011

feverish

a : tending to cause fever
b : having the symptoms of a fever
c : indicating or relating to fever

Hank Moody: "She's hot, isn't she? Feverish?"

by asciotech August 23, 2017

festering

to be fat greasy harry and have a tendency to wallow around in day old potato chips and pizza crusts.

i havent had a shower in a week ive just been festering around the house.

by smethan December 27, 2007

festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.

I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.

by smokin_oil December 7, 2009

Festers Quest

Festers Quest is when you shave your head bald, dress In your grandmothers coat and get a gun then start venturing into the wilderness searching for a pile of shit because that's what the game is.

"Bro, Festers Quest is the worst!"

"Honestly I wish I never got this piece of shit game"

by Ninja Master 123 June 9, 2019