flesh fencepost

A cowboy's amorous extremity.

After he delivered the herd, Lester went to Cactus Nell's Cowboy Day Spa to have the dust blown off of his flesh fencepost.

by panchodoll May 24, 2006

fencepost

a nickname for my cock

I have a huge fencepost

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

mexican fencepost

When you wake up with explosive shits from Mexican food (TacoBell). Then you go and sit on your partners morning WOOD and start shitting all over it while playing Maracas!

Abbey-“The other morning I woke with the shits and I couldn’t resist so i grabbed my Maracas and went and shit all over Aira’s Dick and gave him a Mexican fencepost.

by DickSmokingFever July 11, 2019

Fenceposting

A game of self-control which involves the slow consumption of wine and frozen grapes. The object of the game is to remain as sober as possible for as long as possible while creating new and unique ways of placing the grape inside your mouth.

"We implemented a game of fenceposting and Bill choked on his last grape."

"To fencepost is to preserve the art of quiet victory."

by Trollzella August 24, 2011

Fencepost

Dumbass, twit, know-nothing, moron, idiot, stupid, Abbrievation: Post

That boy is dumb as a fencepost. What a fencepost. They gave that guy a license to drive, he is dumber than a fencepost. What a twit, a fencepost in a farmer's field is more usefull than that fellar. Careful now, don't get too close to that Fencepost friend of yours, his stupidity might rub off on yah.

Abbrievation: What a post!

by Dabbs McGilly May 12, 2018

FencePossum

The best, amazing, great, spectacular, smart, awesome. beautiful, cute, adorable, bright, charming, creative, affectionate, fair, genius, person alive no one is better than them prove me wrong i dare you

"Who is the best person in the whole world?"

"Oh its FencePossum!"

by Xannnyyy2 September 9, 2021