feline

a man. oppose of b!tch.

i got so many felines

by straggots suck platypus toes February 28, 2024

feline

a male cat.

i got so many bad felines

by straggots suck platypus toes February 29, 2024

féline

a Féline is the type of person who doesn' t give a fuck about other people's opinion. She is a badass who wears what she wants and people seem to be scared of how intimitating she is, she always tries to be the best version of herself and once you get to know her she is actually very nice person. when Féline walks into the room you can smell her parfume from a good 10 miles away, everyone seems to notice when Féline walks in. Féline also gets a lot of people's attention, people are drawn to her self-confidence and like to be around her. Féline always brings happiness and good vibes with her.

She is such a Féline, i really look up to her.
Wow she really smells like a Féline.

by barking duck September 16, 2020

Féline

Féline is very sweet and has amazing fashionsense, but she can also be a backstabbing bitch. she has a cute smile though.

féline is a cat. miauw

by kjkgftbv September 6, 2018

feline paralysis

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.

Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.

by metasymantic February 6, 2009

Feline Scale

Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion

Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.

by Eightball Jedi January 13, 2009

feline telepathy

The ability of the cat to control the human mind. The human will do everything to serve the cat's every whim. The cat sticks around because of it's getting good service.

"No wonder the ancients worshipped the cat. Feline telepathy seems to control us. We're feline whipped."

by yes juanito yes October 15, 2014