Essence Felder

To be gay as fuck and to be hella fake

She is such a Essence Felder

by FlukierLemon January 26, 2019

Feldberg

The Greatest person ever to live, All feldbergs have huge penises, and are complete Poon slayers. By age 14, most Feldbergs have fucked a total of 98 girls, and thats not including threesomes.

Person 1:"Yo girl last night i got fucked by a Feldberg!"

Person 2: "OMG is your pussy okay! how big was it"?
Person 1: "12inches babe"

by Thegodlyman May 5, 2011

feldergarb

Means nonsense, garbage, or rubbish. Used in the rural southern US and Kentucky.

That's a load of feldergarb!

by K G November 17, 2006

felder

Cock sucking, ass crack showing, fucked up teeth whore.

My ex-girlfriend is a felder.

by Mattress pad October 6, 2016

Felder

The act of licking a line of coke from a girls navel to her clitoris and then going down on her

I have her a good Felder

by Beamo November 16, 2018

Feldbergstraße

Feldbergstraße

If you want to say that you live in a ugly ass street, full filled with Motherfuckers that are drug addicted, you say:

Damn, I really live in a Feldbergstraße don’t I?

by Don’t call me July 10, 2022

Felder-gelder

A nut shot. A punch/kick/strike to the groin, intentional or otherwise, specifically to somebody with (presumed) testicles.
Named after Paul “The Irish Dragon” Felder who, in his capacity as UFC commentator, seems to have witnessed a disproportionately high number of groin strikes.

To “geld” is to castrate.

DC - Ooo looked like a bad cup shot there Mikey!
MB - That’s right DC, the ref calls time and the fighter has 5 minutes to recover while we chalk up another Felder-gelder 😃
PF - Guys, please, don’t…

by pasticheaf July 19, 2022