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My Fellow Americans

A phrase which normally immediately precedes some of the most mindless, pandering crap you will ever hear; typically used by politicians and when they want something or are announcing any number of plans to further screw the American population. Used to further the illusion that those in power are in some way equal to those under their power. The public speaking equivalent of a Flag Pin
My Fellow Americans, i'm pleased to tell you today that I have signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever; we begin bombing in five minutes - Ronald Reagan, mic check "joke", 8/11/84
by orbitn September 10, 2011
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Feiko

A poor imitation of a Seiko watch, usually found in flea markets, many tourist town jewelry stores, or Souks in the middle east. See Fauxlex for context/comparison
Flea Market Vendor: Very nice watch. For you, only $75.
You: Nice face details and smooth motion on the second hand, but I'm still not paying $75 for a Feiko.
by Man Cub August 2, 2006
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Failometer

1. A method of measuring how badly any person, action or object failed. Ranging from 1-10 (or higher if the person failed horribly).

2. A device used to measure the caliber of a fail.
Scenario 1:
Person A: I sat on a chair and broke it.
Person B: That sucks, but it's only a 6.5 on a failometer.


Scenario 2:
Person A: The movie 300 was historically accurate!
Person B: Anyone have an industrial strength failometer? Mine exploded after reading that.
by Nona Suomy September 25, 2008
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Failosophy

An idea or suggestion that is obviously destined to not work or have bad outcome.
(usually not obvious to person who thinks of it)
You: "....I'm so bored... what should we do?"

Your dumbass friend: "Let's play soccer with a bowling ball!"

You:" That is probably the most idiotic failosophy I have ever been mentally injured with."
by ArrogantAngel April 16, 2009
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Brian Fellows

A character played by Tracy Morgan on SNL who's a retarded animal "expert" Just watch it
Yo did you see Brian Fellow's on saturday?? Shit was crazy!
by Ayy Ro June 1, 2005
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fellowship

- It's the gathering among elite poker players with one common goal, to finish a quest. A quest is usually winning the poker game.

- A group of poker elite who help each other
I dub you sir (given name) of the prima fellowship
by Sir Sonny December 28, 2005
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fellowship of the ring

The correct acronym is 'FORD'.
Fellowship of Ring Damage. Gentry of an Antipodean background who form a friendship with a trader associated with large losses on his trading portfolio. Normally associated with regular late night drinking & arrivals in the office the next morning of a tardy nature.
'Oh look, there's the FORD on the golf course again'.
by Craig Smyth March 13, 2005
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