FedEx SmartPost

Like USPS but much slower (even after Trump's sabotage) and considerably more expensive

Why would you ship FedEx SmartPost

by Queen Buttrix March 1, 2021

fedex

the incompitent carrier

fedex next day delivery thursday, no show, friday no show, monday no show

by masskr January 11, 2010

FedEx

A bitch with World Wide Delivery meaning she fucks everyone.

Damn! That girl is FedEx...She fucks everybody.

by NLT February 18, 2008

Former FedEx Employee

Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.

"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"

by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005

fedex ground

Fast despite the name ground.

"Fedex ground, fast despite the name ground." "Thank you Mr. Turkeyneck"

by Chad C. November 5, 2007

FedEx Rule

To have sex with someone else after recently breaking up with your ex. The faster you move on, the faster you get over them. Like FedEx (fast shipping/movement, fast delivery).

As Jenna was heartbroken over her recent break-up, she applied the FedEx Rule to herself and was over her ex in a week.

by thatoneguyfromthe90s April 8, 2016

Fedex

A company that exploits their workers; especially in the software development arena.

Their wages for skilled developers and technicians are relative to the wages paid by most cities for sanitation engineers.

Their Motto:
OPERATE independently
COMPETE collectively
PAY inadequately

You work for fedex as a software developer and STILL qualify for food stamps??? No Shit!!!

by Dave April 19, 2005