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frequency grease

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors
"hey, Jones, this radio isn't working, go ask the commander for some more frequency grease." see also chemlight batteries
by living proof December 12, 2003
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frequency max

fre·quen·cy max, the highest, and most common frequency at which maksim a jew indeginous to the brooklyn and queens areas of NY is consistantly vibrating at, this vibration frequency is known to climax at times when einsteinian quantum mechanics is mentioned, or when this particular variant of jew meets a she-jew and within 5 minutes declares engagement to be wed. a shorter name would be max, this particular jew has the ability to alter his frequency giving him the potential to disappear from sight as well as faze through walls and some times even time its self.
uhoh a documentary on eintein is being shown in modern physics, maksims frequency max is going to hit the roof today.
by David Cheng December 16, 2004
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Low Frequency Bootilator

"She was fine, until she got zapped with the sounds of the Low Frequency Bootilator."
by Marcus Intalex May 18, 2003
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Global Frequency

A a worldwide, independent defense agency, civilian-run by exactly one-thousand and one agents of varying skills and expertise (detectives, mechanics, assasins, pilots, etc). Lead by the enigmatic Miranda Zero and the supercomputer-of-a-babe and central dispatcher Aleph, they're called into action to clean up all the world-threatening junk that the government run organizations are typically unable to handle.
All the black projects, the mad science, the chilly encounters with the unknown, the Cold War traps... they're all sitting there like landmines. Eventually someone will trip over one of them. Global Frequency are there to catch them when they fall, and defuse the mines before they explode into mainstream consciousness and cause more pain and horror than they already have...

Are you on the Global Frequency?
by Robert Akins June 2, 2004
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Low frequency

A term that describes behavioral traits displayed by a person of an unrefined character.

They usually know it themselves and still apply disrespect to others in the form of inconsideration, ignoring important social cues on purpose, and avoiding any mindfulness to resent actual norms.

Comes from: brain involvement needed to generate enough respect for normal society to remain refined. Low frequency personnel don’t have energy for that, or suffered abuse to the point of no return or just derive daily energy from distasteful forms of disruption they inflict.

Similar to: lowlife
Person 1: she knocked on your door and coughed?! why did she do that?? She knew not to disturb you during your video interview!
Person 2: because she doesn’t give a damn. That’s low frequency behavior. Get me out of here.
by TiredBro February 18, 2021
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Feminist Frequency

A distinct sound women born after 1980 make from their vagina.
Did you know that Feminist Frequency is also the number one cause of violence against women?
by Godwins September 1, 2014
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frequency diarrhoea

1. the noise a synthesizer can make when you output a large amount of random frequencies and noise.

2. the noise a delay unit makes when a high-feedback high-delay factor echo is modulated at a high speed.

3. the noise a guitar or bass can make when certain harmonic frequencies are louder and more disruptive. most of the time, this only happens when a lot of distortion or very high gain is applied to the effect line up.
i can't stop my amp from emitting frequency diarrhoea all over the place.

when i throw the bit-crusher on the guitar track it creates a large amount of frequency diarrhoea.

my synth keeps making frequency diarrhoea every time there is silence in between notes.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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