Fecalphilia

An obsession with shit.

Kyle Broslovski had fecalphilia. He kept seeing Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. A Fecalphiliac is someone who's obsessed with "mookie stinks".

by Mister Mackey March 23, 2004

Fetaphilia

A strange and obsessive desire to eat feta cheese

Elsie's fetaphilia scares her co-workers.

by melmons February 26, 2015

fabophilia

characterized by being in love with all things fabulous.

Fabulous: Burberry, beautiful women, European men, jet-setting, wine tasting, French New Wave, catamarans and yachts, all things quaint or quintessential
Not fabulous: body oder, knock-offs, American culture, obesity, fast food that doesn't involve a humus or cheese plate and a bottle of Pinot Noir

A: "Is he a homosexual?"
B: "It's not that Sean is gay or straight, its that he's in love with all things that are fabulous."
A: "Fabophilia?"
B: "Exactly. He prefers wearing designer labels, driving the mercedes, and hates eating non-organic foods."

by Dop.l.gang May 10, 2009

fecophiliac

One who enjoys fecal matter in conjunction with sexual pleasure.

Stefan enjoys eating Ron's shit.

by your mother August 24, 2003

fecaphiliac

A person fascinated by mookie stinks, as defined by South Park Elementary School counselor Mr Mackey.

Listening to Marlin Basher on Cable News describe his scatporn fantasies, it is obvious he is a fecaphiliac.

by azkaged November 16, 2013

Fecalphilia

Fecalphiliacs have an insatiable appetite for shit.

Cousin Craiggers is a fecalphiliac, he munches Fecal Flakes for breakfast every day!!

by Captain Feceous May 26, 2003

fecophiliac

someone who enjoys eating each others shit for sexual pleasure. bboth dyaln and marco are fecophiliacs.

Marco ate dylans shit after teddy came over.

by no yuo August 28, 2003