It’s February 28th, 2016. You and your friends are drunk as shit on the highway. “who’s sober enough to take me to taco bell?”
by poopoo26 July 19, 2020
Type Matthew the beginning of the Bee movie script day. Every February 28th you can send a known Matthew the beginning of the Bee movie script
February 28th example
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
by Oooh yeh March 02, 2022
A day where 2 friends must have sexual intercourse no matter what the circumstances are. But there’s a twist. The male must make sure he has a handshake with the girl after they’re done.
by Gender-bender 69420 February 22, 2021
by Nattioonnall February 28, 2025
February 28th is National Nonchalant day
This is a day to recognize the nonchalant demons or be extremely nonchalant just because.
This is a day to recognize the nonchalant demons or be extremely nonchalant just because.
john: hey, why are you acting so nonchalant today?
sarah: havent you heard? its February 28th, aka national nonchalant day!
john: omg youre right! gotta tell nonchalant nathan
sarah: havent you heard? its February 28th, aka national nonchalant day!
john: omg youre right! gotta tell nonchalant nathan
by shesthegreatest February 26, 2025