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footman

(Noun) A term used to describe someone on foot. Usually to insult them without them knowing. Originally from Warcraft.
Peter, you're such a footman.
Get this footman off me!
by Chop December 13, 2004
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footmouth

A name you can call someone who has contracted a fungal infection
"Marcus, Alex and Dom you have footmouth!"
by CLETUS HOOD June 10, 2018
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FOTMNigg

FOTMNigg - Flavour Of The Month Nigg

a term that has come up to describe a new trend of starting a new character to play horde due to nigg-developers adding new features in a classic remake of an old game that destroy the balance in ways the nigg-developers could never imagine
- Yo mate why you still play alliance? its time to reroll
- Na man I'm not a FOTMNigg, I'm a masochist and love playing alliance
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frotmfflmmfao

fucking rolling on the mother fucking floor laughing my mother fucking ass off
Joe: I just got laid. but my chick laughed at my dick.
Bob: frotmfflmmfao
by Jackass4412 October 31, 2009
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FCOTUT

An Acronym for: “Frances Chance Of Turning Up Tomorrow”. Named after a girl who never turns up to work, and pulls a sickie at least once a week.
Me : FCOTUT possibility currently at 80%
Boss : Shit, so another week without working being done.
by DrSnow April 19, 2005
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footmaster

Someone with a ridiculously obvious foot fetish (i.e. fapping to feet and often complimenting the sexiness of some random person/character's feet). To some degree, all footmasters generally masturbate to foot fetish related pictures and videos on Internet sources like Deviantart at least once if not twice or thrice per day, although secretly. Many footmasters are probably under 18 years of age and would probably not take terribly kindly to it if another footmaster made foot fetish art of them. However, some teenage footmasters have proven to be so narcissistic that they have actually made I-pad recording videos of themselves teasing themselves with their own bare feet and then masturbated to the self-made videos.

Named after someone who is actually literally named footmaster on DeviantArt.

"It seems that if someone on DeviantArt isn't a footmaster, he's usually either a gaymaster, a voremaster, a fatmaster, a fartmaster, or some other random fetish that I can't remember off the top of my head right now..."

Basically, a compound word of "foot" and "masturbation"; in other words, one who masturbates to feet.
You know those guys on DeviantArt who create foot fetish fanart of practically everything that comes to mind? God, what a bunch of fucking footmasters
by xandermartin98 November 2, 2014
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FCOTD

First Cup Of The Day. typically coffee, but could be tea.
can't think without my FCOTD" or "just sat down with my laptop and my FCOTD" or "still haven't had my FCOTD" or "heading to Starbucks for my FTOCD".
by Gotageek November 29, 2009
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