penis farkle

Poo particles left on one mans penis after being farted on making the mans penis sparkle.

Prostitute: Would you like a blumpkin or penis farkle?

by filipino29 June 15, 2010

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fankle

A Scottish term to describe something akin to a Gordian knot or to have very little hand/eye coordination.

Those patch cables are an absolute fankle

Did you see him playing football? He tried to dribble past the defender and ended up in a fankle

by VeeTwin November 29, 2007

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fackles

"Fact shackles." (Portmanteau) - A necessary component of trustworthy journalism oft-relinquished by Fox News pundits to inflame right-wing sentiments.

"And once you free yourself from the fetters of fact shackles (or "fackles") in the present day, you'd be amazed by what you can do with the facts from the past!" - Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

by Greg B. April 9, 2010

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Fankles and fegs

Short for fat ankles and fat legs.

'Eww, you're dating her? But she has fankles and fegs!'

by NH3 December 29, 2007

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Fakkle

A foolish person who regularly performs simple tasks in an abysmal manner. They have terrible luck, are very clumsy, and can often be found tripping and falling to the ground.

Kev: I went to the shop to get some eggs, but I dropped them on the way back home. Then an Ostrich mauled my favorite horse and ate her corpse. As I was grieving, I tripped over Paris Hilton who was recovering from a previous night on the town. I landed on her no no zone and got the herps.

shizawa: Holy crap Kev, stop being such a gosh darn fakkle.

by shizawa May 3, 2013

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