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Fallon-foul faux pas

The desperate, near-futile attempt to regain control of Social-Media shared, contraband images taken in direct violation of Late-Night talk show guest-appearance contractual agreement.
Distraught, soon-to-be-famous musical artist: Ummm, is there any chance that you could 'UN-share' those pictures of me and Jimmy before I get fired for committing a Fallon-foul faux pas?
Avid fan: OK, sure...but, better curb yer mole before something REALLY scandalous happens.
by YAWA April 11, 2019
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Facebook Faux-Pas

An action looked upon by the Facebook community with general, tacit, disdain. May or may not result in being de-friended.
Examples of Facebook Faux-pas include:
- Tagging yourself in a photo
- Logging on before school
- Sending lame application invites
- Making a "I lost my cellphone" group
by The Feight Train June 13, 2008
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Nacho Faux Pas

Reaching into a plate of shared nachos, pulling out a large clump of nachos stuck together by toppings and using your other hand to separate them and put back part of the clumped together nachos.
Friend1, reaches in to get some nachos from a shared bowl and pulls out large clumped up pile. Then proceeds to take his other hand and begins to separate them and put some back.

Friend2 "DUDE! What the fuck are you doin?!

Friend1 "I didn't want to take that huge chunk of nachos so I broke it off and put some back.

Friend2 "Nacho faux pas my friend! You NEVER take your hand and break off the nacho holy grail and put some back! 1st nobody wants to eat something you touched with the fingers you've been licking nachoy goodness off of and 2nd, when you get the nacho holy grail you never forsake it by putting it back! You grab your plate and scoop those fuckers up! You earned it!
by RichardSlinger August 17, 2011
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Grav-i-titty Faux Pas

This occurs when sadly yet inevitably time and gravity take their toll on a woman’s breasts and they start to progressively hang lower and lower. The man still wants to get hot for her but this too becomes increasingly difficult so he fantasises in his mind back to when they were firm and young. Carried away by fond memories he reaches over to cop a feel and he accidentally puts his hand above where her tits actually are now and instead he winds up trying to squeeze the area where her tits used to be.
I had another Grav-i-titty Faux Pas two weeks ago and my wife still isn't speaking to me!
by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 9, 2008
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first-date-fuck faux pas

also: "FDF"-faux pas

Different than a simple "First Date Fuck", or "FDF", a First-Date-Fuck faux pas is generally a mistake in retrospect, usually because it ruins the chances of an actual relationship developing and leads to nothing more than FWB or multiple NSA sex encounters.

Fucking on the first date is generally regarded as "FDF" by males and "FDF-faux pas" by females.
Due to my tendency to have first-date-fuck faux pas, I am destined to be single forever. But the sex is great.
by elle renae June 16, 2010
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Spoiler faux pas

A statement which is claimed to spoil a film or television show episode, but in reality states something that never even occurs in the film or episode, thus making it not actually the spoiler of anything. Also called a "fake spoiler," "faux spoiler," or a "false spoiler."
Kevin: I'm serious this time, Oscar, don't you dare spoil "The Very Hungry Caterpillar."
Oscar: It dies.
Kevin: YOU SUCK!!!!
Oscar (thinking): Has no idea it was a spoiler faux pas...sucks for him!

Monica: I haven't watched the finale of 'Breaking Bad' yet...you better not spoil it for me...
Rachel: Walt Jr. convinces Walt and Skyler to get back together and it turns out that Hank actually didn't die.
Monica: THANKS A LOT!!!!
**they both get into a cat fight**
by A Person Named February 15, 2014
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a faux pas

A faux pas literally means "wrong step" in French.
You could just use the term "fuck things up" instead, but if you wanna look classy, use "faux pas".
Ellie banged her best friend's husband but forgot her panties on the floor.
That was a faux pas .
Also, she got pregnant.
That's a faux pas as well.
She got AIDS.
Her partner made a faux pas.
by Cordylia August 13, 2016
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