Fapalicious

adj. So delicious or mouthwatering you need to fap to it

That booty was sooo fapalicious.

by drdrefapper September 6, 2014

fauxality

Fake reality shows on TV. Think Survivor, American Idol, Dancing with the Stars. How these shows are supposed to be real is beyond me.

My wife was watching that crap fauxality show Dancing with the Stars the other day.

by Blaine Sullivan June 11, 2008

Fapaloo

One who reads a piece of Dr.Seuss literature while fapping.

That guys such a Fapaloo. I went to his house and he had Green Eggs and Ham in the bathroom.

by Bongtroc1ty December 25, 2007

fapalog

A mental (or digital) catalog of images used for masturbatory purposes.

"I've got a few minutes while I wait for this video to stream... might as well open the fapalog."

"Aw, the internet's down. Guess I have to pull up the mental fapalog."

by baroque_brococo July 30, 2012

Fauxpal

Acquaintance who is generally disliked, but due to a personality flaw, allows themselves to be used by others for things such as rides, money, sex, etc...

Marty isn't really my friend dude, he's just my fauxpal.

by Serhii November 5, 2004

fapalapa

an illeterate haitian.

Yo tell that fapalapa to get the fuck out the way.

by qanqsta bOo January 10, 2008

fapalizing

When you are on an internet porn chat room, socializing and fapping.

Dude was at motherless.com and was fapalizing with all the girls.

by xbuttonsx March 29, 2011