Fartitude

Somebody who pushes their farts out as loud as possible hoping to cause misery and suffering

Eeeeew, I'm not getting in the elevator with him, he has "fartitude"

I hate sharing a bed with someone who has "fartitude"

by Beckrocks April 11, 2016

Fartiture

A piece of furniture, that when farted upon, emits an amplified fart noise.

At McDonald's, I farted on my seat...talk about fartiture, you could here that fart across town.

by meisjekb December 21, 2010

Farticus

A stinky and fat person who is inconsiderate

A farticus ruined my day

by Iistheb May 3, 2018

fartitude

the measurement of how far and at what angle the fart is spreaded out.

Like oh my gosh, your fartitude is like out of this world.

Your fartitude is 10 m.

by fartitudegalfran May 7, 2010

fortitus

When you turn 10 toy will feel horrible and sick inside and at night you will leak sweat and oils that you body produces.

Hello doctor,I think i have Fortitus.

by Michelle Matthew July 25, 2018

Farticus

Donald Trump
Aka Rip Van Stinkle

Farticus is on trial for paying hush money to a porn star

by Joe98259 April 20, 2024