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Fartitude

Somebody who pushes their farts out as loud as possible hoping to cause misery and suffering
Eeeeew, I'm not getting in the elevator with him, he has "fartitude"

I hate sharing a bed with someone who has "fartitude"
by Beckrocks April 11, 2016
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Fartiture

A piece of furniture, that when farted upon, emits an amplified fart noise.
At McDonald's, I farted on my seat...talk about fartiture, you could here that fart across town.
by meisjekb December 21, 2010
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Farticus

A farticus ruined my day
by Iistheb May 3, 2018
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fartitude

the measurement of how far and at what angle the fart is spreaded out.
Like oh my gosh, your fartitude is like out of this world.

Your fartitude is 10 m.
by fartitudegalfran May 7, 2010
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fortitus

When you turn 10 toy will feel horrible and sick inside and at night you will leak sweat and oils that you body produces.
Hello doctor,I think i have Fortitus.
by Michelle Matthew July 25, 2018
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Farticus

Farticus is on trial for paying hush money to a porn star
by Joe98259 April 20, 2024
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