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Hostage farter

To lay on someone and proceed to fart on them. While continuing to lay on them. Making them unable to get up and remove them self from the fart stench
On my favorite show Before the 90 days, Mike is a hostage farter. He laid on Ximena farted & stayed on top of her. She was not happy with his grossness.
by Nattie Boom January 28, 2022
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farterific

A word used to describe the extremely catastrophic smell of the ass in which you just ripped.
"Wow... That one was farterific!!"
by crackah ass honkey June 26, 2006
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farter starter

1. Any number of foods that can cause rocket gas.
2. When somebody hugs you too tightly, thus having a pump priming effect with your poo gas.
"That beef and bean burrito was a real farter starter!"
"Oh! Let go! You're giving me a farter starter!"
by Mark IV November 16, 2009
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Farter The Kid

"Farter The Kid" is the name of an individual who is a proud member of the "Fart Boys." Farter The Kid prides himself upon his ability to fart not only numerous times a day, but also the horrid stench that emits when he rips. He does not only rip farts, as he also rips rap beats. As he writes numerous hip-hop tracks about his life, and of course, farting.
"Farter the Kid" thats my mothaf***ing title, my Dad farts too, hes my mothaf***ing idol.
by Fart boys December 11, 2009
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Fartesy

To intentionally fart to cover someone else's (fart) out of courtesy.
I had to make a fartesy so that Jenny wouldn't feel so bad about herself at the dinner table last night.
by yemadafaka October 19, 2010
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Rainbow Farter

Used to describe a person that is an image of perfection - so perfect that they shoot rainbows when they fart!

Appropriate when you feel tired of complimenting someone and want to give them an alternative choice of sweet words
To a beautiful, smart, powerful and successful female who pulls off anything she intends to and manages to be a leader of her time: "You rainbow farters are too good to be true"

When you enter law school: "Well here is a community of obnoxious rainbow farters"
by WannaBeARainbowFarter January 6, 2014
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Whipped cream farter

homosexual; someone who has seamen up their ass and releases it in a form similar (looking) to white whipped cream
Timothy is such a Whipped cream farter (refering that Timothy has had anal sex recently)
by coolestkidever21 January 15, 2009
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