Fartissue

A person who had a real issue with farting and seems to have no control over the problem.

"Oh my gosh...he has a total fartissue".

"Dude, like enough with you and your fartissue".

by kdcinsb October 7, 2010

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fartissimo

a butt-trumpet blast for the ages.

it might not be silent, but it's perfectly capable of still being deadly.

The winner of the vegetarian chili-chomping contest soon found her downfall as her bum began to play in fartissimo, to the delight and dismay of her companions.

by Haystack October 28, 2015

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FartSkins.com

The site will have categories. Such as stickercrafts. When you click on a category you will see images and descriptions.

Man i wanna go on FartSkins.com nigga
Shit nigga i wanna go on fartskins.com nigg

by FartLord24 November 22, 2021

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The space between earth's atmosphere and muncie indiana, much like the bermuda triangle, where objects disappear than reappear at some burger fast food place as golfcarts that have been abandon by their crews.

Ooops there goes another buick into the fartassphere. Wonder which burger doodle the golfcart will show up at?

by Gymwould July 28, 2022

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fartass

a person (especially with lactose intolerance or IBS) with a huge ass that farts all the time

timmy: hey, billy! stop being such a fartass! you’re gonna stink up the whole classroom!
billy: i promise i won’t do it again (farts even more)
timmy: RIGHT THAT’S IT! *loads shotgun*
billy: wait man i ate a lot of spicy food i can’t control my far-
timmy: BE GONE!!! *shoots timmy in the face for being a fartass*

by jkdsjksdhsdakjsdakldfja September 9, 2023

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