farmer

An individual, in the eyes of an urbanite, who resides in a rural area regardless of occupation.

"I can tell he's a farmer by the way he dresses."
Honk, honk. "Get off the road and back in the fields, you fucking farmer!"

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Farmer

To farmer something is to fix something in a basic and frugal manner, preferably using a material such as baling twine or wire.

Hey Jim, is your truck working?

Of course, I farmered the wheel back on with some duct tape and barb wire

Farmer by Jimmyboyfamer October 21, 2010

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A person, usually a regular guy or gal, who grows crops or raises animals for slaughter.

Farmers are honest hard-working individuals. They're not stupid, they're good people, and are the ones putting food on the table.

farmer by badmouth February 20, 2018

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(Tom Walker) usually someone who spends a lot of time on virtual farming and has the name (Tom Walker) .

Your such a farmer, all you do is play video games ...

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Dagda was a farmer

Farmer by Wifebeator09 October 24, 2020

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To directly blast out a booger without the use of one's finger or a tissue. Not through use of a loogie.

Joe goes into the showers at the dorms so he can farmer one out each morning to clear out his sinusses.

farmer by Airrazor June 20, 2006

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Pseudo cockney rhyming slang for hemorrhoids. Short for Farmer Giles.

Tom: My farmers were giving me some jip this morning.

Bill: Serves you right, you rarf, you shouldn't have had the indyboo after 14 pints of lager.

Farmer by growlerj December 31, 2012

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