Fagvert

The over use of homosexuals in adverts as it’s “trendy”.

I’m sick of tv breaks Sandra, it’s nothing but fagverts!

by Mike Orangebee July 20, 2023

Fappertunity

An opportunity that arises when all everyone has left the house and you are alone to yourself with a set amount of time to enjoy an uninterrupted fapping session.

The wife and kids are off to the market today, I have exactly 64 minutes for this fappertunity.

by leviticusthewise April 2, 2024