fapster

A fapster is a fapper and hipster; someone who loves nerd stuff but eats vegan and is way smarter/more intellectual than you.

That guy on the apple commercials, not the PC one, he seems like a real fapster.

by HotKarlito August 18, 2008

Fapster

Someone who's so reliable like the weather in England.

Mr. Heiopei is such a fapster, he always misses the deadlines.

by San Te February 9, 2018

fapsternot

A person how chooses to not masturbate

Yo hey do you not touch yourself after hours?
Nah why would I I’d rather be a fapsternot till I find someone right!

by 115factsbless September 9, 2018

Fapster

A fat hipster

That bearded fapster is trying to sell you some doughnuts.

by FlipsterS March 29, 2019