faplationship

a relationship that only takes place on the internet

-My bf and I have a serious relationship
-Really? where is he?
-online
- ah, that's not a relationship, it´s a faplationship!

by wankwankandwank June 23, 2011

faphat

someone who faps excessively or is easily arroused

Jason: "Did you know that chocolate makes girls more easily aroused?"
Me: omfg a faphat si yuo!

by SHHPF February 6, 2003

fapathetic

When one is masturbating and doesn't care about their surroundings or current happenings until finished.

While Jimmy was masturbating, his mother yelled for him; he was fapathetic about her beckoning and proceeded fapping.

by punkfaggot123 August 21, 2011

fapmare

a combination of "fap" and "nightmare". a revolting/unsexy thought or situation that prevents you from being able to fap/achieve an erection/orgasm

Mike usually found some alone time while his wife was at work, but the fat,dead homeless man that he found in his computer room this morning was such a fapmare that he could never spank it in there ever again.

by masochistmonkeyjoe April 23, 2009

fanmate

A fellow fan of your favorite sports team.

"Teammate" is to athletes on the same team; as "Fanmate" is to fans of the same team.

Ian is my fanmate; we are both diehard Jays fans.

by 2tweet2dream June 17, 2011

Fapatorium

A Fapatorium is the place were one like to let loose, and fap his/her heart out. A beat down trailer parkesque mancave with only one purpose. The shuffling of wang meat.

Haunter: Mike Mouth, why you look so creeped out?
Mike Mouth: Dude, I just had to fix Wayne's computer.
Haunter: So?
Mike Mouth: It was in his Fapatorium.
Haunter: Ewwww Nasty!

by Haunter and Mike Mouth October 11, 2013

Fapmare

When one dreams of fapping during a NoFap streak.

After 30 days of NoFap I experienced several Fapmares

by Knofap August 10, 2017