Fanked

The way a sober person acts when surrounded by several drunk people; Fake Tanked

"I am so fanked guys!"

by Christine and Kristen August 16, 2005

Fank

A Facebook Wank.

Ok bro i'm just going to have a Fank then come right over..

Ohh god that was a good Fank.

Tonight Im gonna have a ripper of a Fank over that girl I saw in town.

by KevinMcc27 December 24, 2011

fank

To masturpate over a person/persons/groups of persons on facebook, or any sort of social networking site (persons must be over 18, or it is known as paedofanking).

I fanked one off to your mum last night

by kris!!? April 13, 2008

Fank

the process of enjoying ones 'alone time' on the popular social website Facebook.

1. Ed: Where have you been all morning?

John: Oh...you know...wanking...on facebook...fanking

2. to self: that was a pretty good fank

by Johnny Fanker March 03, 2011

fank

Fank- is short for either fat skank or fucking skanks.
Plural fanks (fucking skanks)
Fankish- fucking skankish
Fanky- fucking skanky
Fanked- to become a fucking skank

If they dont like my haircut they are fanks.
That girl is a fank.

by Jman1987 February 25, 2008

fank

A glorious combination of funk and dank.

yo dude thats some fank.

by 420son October 18, 2010

Fank

Something that's just nasty, wack/lame, or substitution for Fuck.

That bitch was fank.

That party was fank as hell.

WHAT THE FANK IS THAT?!?!

by Cash The Great July 11, 2008