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ballooning

When an uncircumsised man, whilst urinating, pinches his foreskin closed, thereby inflating his touque like a balloon (but with urine rather that air)
My girlfriend won't give me head since she caught me ballooning in the bathroom.
by Don't worry about it1 July 18, 2006
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chicken ballooning

An intense sex act involving anal sex with a condom. The condom gets stuck in the anal cavity. At this point, the man chokes the girl while pressing on her stomach causing her to fart and expand the balloon out of her anus like a balloon. The man then pops the condom like a balloon and orgasms. Particularly popular for those with a balloon fetish.
"I was chicken ballooning this whore and it was awesome."
by chicken balloning June 27, 2014
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Hot Air Ballooning

When a woman or man places her or his rectum against a woman’s vsgina and passes gas into the vagina.
I hear Angelina Jolie is in the hospital with a horrible infection after she and Jennifer Anniston had an accident while “hot air ballooning” last weekend.
by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear December 10, 2018
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ballooning

When someone start to get fatter and fatter.
My wife was gorgeuos with a killer body before marriage, but after the marriage, she started ballooning.
by Gary Ng July 30, 2004
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Ballooning

The act of rimming your partner's anal region, while pulling on their tampon string. Ultimately, simulating a hot air balloon ride.
Kala had a rough night, period cramps and emotions raging, so I took her ballooning last night, and she thanked me all morning.

Since Kala was on her period, I hot air ballooned her to give her both vaginal and anal pleasure.
by Dr Bary December 15, 2011
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Chimney ballooning

She was really upset this morning. He was chimney ballooning her last night and now she's all bloated.
by Dicksweat November 13, 2017
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Hot air ballooning

Farting into the fourskin of a semi erect penis
Brian's fourskin inflated as bob passed wind down his limp shaft. Hot air ballooning
by Sheppytrain June 16, 2013
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