It's a falkin

A phrase to describe defecation or what precedes defecation that may be painful or uncomfortable.

"I just took a massive shit, it was a falkin."
"Oh sorry to hear that brother!"

"brb I need to take a shit, it's a falkin"
"good luck!"

by Themorderer December 24, 2021

fallan

A girl who is a princess. One who always gets her way and is constantly surrounded by many suitors. A fallan is often bombarded with lavish gifts.

My deddy raised me a "fallan."

by Johnny Bishop September 20, 2007

Falklands

British islands in the South Pacific, populated by British citizens who vote unanimously time after time to remain British citizens. The Falkland Islands were attacked by Argentine in the 1982, but were routed by British forces and ended up surrendering the entire place in a huge act of cowardice. Despite the fact that the Islands are only 300 miles from the Argentine mainland, and thousands of miles from Britain, the Argentines have been too cowardly to attack again, after their humiliating defeat.

People living in the Falklands piss in the ocean and it washes up on the Argentine sea shore.

by Toshwailer April 3, 2008

Falangism

The most based ideology, which is a form of national syndicalism (not fascism). Spanish Politician Jose Antonio Primo de Rivera created this idea with his "Twenty-Seven Points". The ideology was prominent in the Spanish Civil War and under Caudillo Francesco Franco's Spain.

A: I think John likes Falangism.
B: How so?
A: I heard him humming Cara al Sol earlier.
B: Based.

by LeEpicNat1936 October 30, 2020

falking

stalking people via facebook

Alae is a falker and has been falking that guy Nick all year.

by Sean Armistead October 21, 2007

Fallangies

Fingers and toes

I just burned my fallangies!

by LTG geck0 March 30, 2009

falking

verb:

1. To spend an undefined - but inordinate - amount of time going through the links, interests, friends, relationships, photos, profile, etc. of a person on facebook.

2. To Stalk via Facebook

*Please note, falking has neither a negative or positive connotation and it has no reflection on the sanity of the person engaged in the act.

"Oh man, I spent 2 hours falking this chick from high school last night."

"You had sex with a chick from high school?"

"No, no, no, I said falking. It means I facebook stalked a chick from high school. Then I had sex with her."

by Smooth In PVille May 11, 2009