failest

the art of when someone does something so epically FAIL that they just fail at life.

*Cristina tries to push a chair onto the carpet*

Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"

*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.

by supergroup May 11, 2008

Failstrom

A portmanteau of the words 'fail' and 'Maelstrom'. A fail that is so much of a fail that it sucks everything around it into its vortex and turns everything else into a fail.

OMFG that jerk failed so hard that it made me fail too. It was a sort of a Failstrom for the entire room.

by D Adler February 5, 2010

Failtown

All the shitty white trash parts of West Warwick, Rhode Island. This includes Arctic, and Westcott.

Don't move to Failtown; it's the toilet bowl of Rhode Island.

by Mellrocks June 13, 2011

Faulstick

The last name of a long line of mammoth warriors. Often known for slaying medieval gnome zombies. The present family is now the Pacific Northwest's official lawfirm for victims of bear and/or pony assaults.

Frank: Dude I was mauled by a bear riding a pony!

Mitch: That sucks. You should get hold of the Faulstick law firm. They'll help you out. And that's a bond Frank, a bond that sucks on the chocolately nipple of time.

by JimJabJibbers October 27, 2008

Failswitch Engage

True band name of Killswitch Engage.

Failswitch Engage sucks

by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009

failslut

A person who would be defined as a slut, except their promiscuous attempts are in vain.

Person 1: Dude, that girl's saggy tits are almost hanging out for everyone to see. She leaves nothing up to the imagination!

Person 2: ...which is ironic, because she isn't getting any. What a failslut lololol

by invisibleunicycle January 31, 2009

loren faulstrom

this person is the biggest crack head on the planet almost as bad as scar face himself.

get away from the crack loren

by ross donnell October 9, 2003