anti-fanlisting

A website listing people that don't like a certain subject. See anti-fan and hatelisting.

Jane: Hilary Duff sucks! Let's make an anti-fanlisting for her.

by Mr-Scratch December 31, 2005

failstorm

Failstorm: combination of "Fail" and "Storm" Closely related to FTL

Definition: To suck wildly. A failstorm is a person/place/thing that sucks so incredibly hard, the word "Fail" no longer appropriately describes how lame it is.

First used by Devin aka. Junglematic

"Hey guys I just saw Nickelback in concert!"

"Wow.. failstorm."

by VickersGTS December 9, 2008

Failasturbate

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.

I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

by Lawofdiminishingmasturbation March 17, 2009

foilist

A fencer who uses a foil; the lightest and most elegant weapon. They are know for being considerably more intelegent than Epeeists, who cannot deal with fencing and right of way symultaniously.

Foilists are oftern arrogant and condecending, because of their higher level intelect.

Foilist: Wow, I'm so much smarter than everyone else.

by a foilist September 21, 2011

faility

The level of fail of something.

Campbell's ridiculous comments displayed a high degree of faility.

by neutronv6 April 22, 2009

Failtist

one who happens to be a professional at failing; a master at not succeeding

I do not consider him as a rapper, but instead i see him as a failtist.

by Gary213 June 2, 2009

Failiswheel

A ferriswheel full of failures. Most of which are of epic proportions.

After Britanies epic failure at the gay rights speech i felt it was time for her to enter the failiswheel

by EthanHoodrat July 30, 2009