"Someone please end my misery"
"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."
"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."
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*Cristina tries to push a chair onto the carpet*
Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"
*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.
Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"
*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.
by supergroup May 11, 2008
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by jonny g7 March 23, 2007
Get the tangle fairies mug.A member belonging to the Group of Fail; known as the Duo of Fail/Trio of Fail/Octet of Fail, (however many members belong to each particular sub-group) Fails in all attempts socially, thus the name. Attempts at style but fails miserably. Often carrying more than three chins. Usually has a name starting with A, V, or C.
Failmember was failing all over the place today, as is the usual for one belonging in the dreaded Trio of Fail.
by Watch out for failmember! December 10, 2009
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This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.
Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"
by channel_panel June 16, 2018
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