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Failgasm

A failure, or confluence of failures (serial or coincident) that is so epic as to be on the scale of sexual release. Synonymous with clusterfuck, except that the victim is usually required to clean up afterward.
Guy 1: So, a major piece of equipment was damaged at work this week. Client was out of service until we got a replacement.
Guy 2: Nice.
1: We ordered the new part overnight, and it was delivered, a couple thousand miles away.
2: (rolling eyes, pained laughter)
1: So the shipper sends it out, overnight, after we confirmed the correct address. It of course, does not show up as expected, and is instead held up at the shipper's regional hub, because they say they have the wrong zip code.
2: You're kidding!
1: Nope. So, instead of sitting back and enjoying my holiday, I get to clean up after the shipper's failgasm for the rest of the week.
by blinkin_the_gremlin October 19, 2008
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failtastic

a fail so epic it is actually more impressive than completing the task correctly
Andrea: I tried to fit an enormous squirt of whipped cream in my mouth.
Katie: Did you?
Andrea: No, it fell onto someone else's pants.
Katie: FAIL. no wait FAILTASTIC
by smydfailure April 9, 2009
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Failgasm

A term given to the type of orgasm reached by very little to no sexual contact whatsoever. This term cannot be used against Virgins.
Girl 1: "What about that guy you hooked up with last night?"

Girl 2: "I got him upstairs and he had a Failgasm before i'd even touched him!"
by Old Long Johnson October 5, 2009
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Failgasm

1. When the sperm turn around and swim back the other way.

2. Epic Fail.
1. See Not Safe For Work comic: "A Family Outing"

2. "Oh wow this song is giving me an eargasm! And the other day I saw this great pair of shoes... it was like a shoegasm and an eyegasm at the same time!" - Sally
"Haha, you know you can't just put ~gasm onto the end of everything..." - Ian
"Failgasm!" - Ben
by q(^0^)p April 13, 2008
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FAILgasm

1. n. Those extremely annoying people who get too much joy out of yelling ''FAIL!'' at any occurence of a mistake around them. Usually when it is unnecessary
(Guy 1 trips and falls)
Guy 2: FAIL! AHAHHA
Guy 3: Dont have a FAILgasm dude
by Whinston masterfield III February 2, 2010
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fangasmic

1. To be fantastically orgasmic
2. To experience a fantastic orgasm
3. a "pkim" and "jesse the jew" bizorg creation
1. im so fangasmicly high right now!
2. yo, how fangasmic would it be if savitsky got fired!
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fangasmic

fantastic + orgasmic
can be used as an adjective to describe anything
Dude, those hot booty pants are so fangasmic!
by Paul Decker May 6, 2006
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