failer

Noun. A person that tries and tries again with no success until they finally become wealthy, popular, and/or loved by the masses.

That guy is such a failer, he should just call it a day and try again tomorrow.

by Mattnchico June 11, 2006

Fifer

A person or 'thing' that originates from fife in Scotland, fifers are usually inbred and their brothers are often their fathers same with mothers and sisters. Fifer is also a language

are ye pure a fifer an that aye?

by bignonce69 November 4, 2018

fifer

a person that originates from the county of fife in scotland.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

Frifersatursunday

When you dont know what happens from 5pm Friday til 7am Monday

Amandria frequently has Frifersatursundays

by Salamandria December 15, 2018

fifer

a motorcycle cop. usually cause, they've got attitude. (usually the solo-bike sergeants, typically 30 year veterans on the force) refers to Don Knotts.

I got chewed up by a solo-bike sergeant. that pig was such a fifer!

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 February 24, 2017

faffer

n. derivation of "FAF" (Fuck And Forget) 1. an attractive woman that would only be good for a one night stand
2. an attractive woman who's personality is unattractive, but who's body is built for sex

v. to have sex with a faffer

She's not really the type of girl you'd wanna date. Yeah, she's a real faffer.

The chick won't shut up about herself, but I'd still faffer.

by johnnyb May 13, 2005

FAMFer

Acronym for Fat Ass MotherFucker, pronounced FAM-fer. Uses as an insult, often when observing the behavior of other drivers in traffic. Can also be used as a verb (to FAMF).

That FAMFer on a cell phone isn't watching where he is driving!

Look out for that car, he looks like he is going to FAMF into your lane!

by Malasada Bob February 22, 2008