facejaculate

When you're popping pimples and when you pop it you ejaculate.

Fuck man I was popping pimples today and I facejaculated all over the mirror, it took me 3 hours to clean it up

by ScheppDaddy July 7, 2016

faheva

Faheva

Faheva is a nasty stinky fishy girl that like terrion she says he her bsf but we know that's a lie

by Klamaria February 29, 2020

Famejack

To align with someone who is more famous, has more followers or a platform that is larger than one's own for no other reason than to gain attention.

Many online content creators try and build their own brand by way of famejack.

by Landlines21 February 27, 2021

fahead

A cool chill laid back dude who is the perfect prey to fall victim to the Aishah. Once she lures a Fahead in with her deceiving tactics she will hold him with a thread and use him as a puppet. The Fahead will create a whole fantasy world based around the Aishah, only to have her cut him off like any other guy. She pretends that she did not do anything, rather she is a victim of the cause.

Another Fahead got led on by an Aiasha #restinpieces #fuckingvirgin

by Vendettah May 3, 2018

Facejack

To take the subject of some ones status and divert it onto a completely different subject.

Mathew Has Survived The Onslaught Of The Armada That Is Coursework!

Joe Honess at 13:31 05 December via Facebook Mobile
played. Remember to send me your courseworks for next year!

Mike Kent at 13:35 on 05 December
Hi joe mate, hows it going?

Joe Honess at 13:37 05 December via Facebook Mobile
oh hi mate, not so bad just been to morrisons going back to work now, what you up to?

Mike Kent at 13:37 on 05 December
Nothing much like, just chilling at the flat like. What did you get from Morrisons?

Joe Honess at 13:39 05 December via Facebook Mobile
Cool sounds good mate. I got sausages, peas and some brown bread, gonna make a nice sausage and mash later! Nice facejack there Kent.

by PiGH December 16, 2008

FaceJack

When you're FaceTiming someone and another person jumps in and jacks some facetime.

You: Hi mom, how are you
FaceJacker: blaaahhh! you just got FaceJacked!
Mom: ?

by rinconada November 1, 2010

facejacked

When a "friend" posts something on your facebook wall that is publicly visible and is a blatant negative to you and your friends.

I was on facebook yesterday and was facejacked by the lame band promoting the show.

by The Plan Man -B 2 the Thornton September 15, 2009