When Billie Eilish’s song not only makes you Happier Than Ever, but it makes you so excited that you wanna fap as it plays.
It starts out light enough but grows into a sound of cock n roll pleasure so powerful you wanna fap to the beat and let out some of your biggest moans.
It starts out light enough but grows into a sound of cock n roll pleasure so powerful you wanna fap to the beat and let out some of your biggest moans.
by gregben February 26, 2022
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Get the faggiest mug.Small confetti-like strips of toilet tissue that get perma-caked on to one's johnson after ejaculating into a bit of bog roll.
"I'm just going to clean last week's fapier mache off the old beef bazooka....*grabs acetone and ice pick*....and may be gone some time".
- Captain Lawrence Edward Grace ("Titus") Oates (17 March 1880 – 16 March 1912).
- Captain Lawrence Edward Grace ("Titus") Oates (17 March 1880 – 16 March 1912).
by Lardon_with_a_Hardon November 21, 2011
Get the Fapier mache mug.A description of the noise a heavy smoker's chest makes, when breathing. A wheeze that is emitted, resembling the sound of bagpipes.
MADDIE: Jesus, can you hear the noise his chest is making?
DAVID: Yep. Sounds like he's playing the Fagpipes.
DAVID: Yep. Sounds like he's playing the Fagpipes.
by Niblo Grape February 4, 2018
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Me: Just going to the Fagpit.
Other guy: THE FAGPIT?!?! THAT'S A PLACE OF THE GODS
Me: I know. *Puts on sunglasses* "YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
Me: Just going to the Fagpit.
Other guy: THE FAGPIT?!?! THAT'S A PLACE OF THE GODS
Me: I know. *Puts on sunglasses* "YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
by anonymous5376953 December 13, 2010
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Referring to faggots™️
Me (Rea) and Jordan have copyrighted the term “Faggie™️” since we created it when we met back in July 25th, 2018. Now we will be charging a $250 fee for usage of the word. We accept jahcoins also.
Referring to faggots™️
Me (Rea) and Jordan have copyrighted the term “Faggie™️” since we created it when we met back in July 25th, 2018. Now we will be charging a $250 fee for usage of the word. We accept jahcoins also.
by Grandmascoochie69 January 22, 2019
Get the Faggie™️ mug.1. A term used to describe a person who spends excessive amounts of time fapping.
2. A mispronunciation of 'homo sapiens'.
2. A mispronunciation of 'homo sapiens'.
Joel: What's up with Pete? He keeps disappearing into his room.
Francois: That guy's addicted to fapping... He's a real live specimen of Homo fapiens.
Francois: That guy's addicted to fapping... He's a real live specimen of Homo fapiens.
by Silversword June 5, 2011
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