faff

To keep speaking pompously and with a lot of jargon , when in fact you don't have a clue of the topic at hand.Often excercised by Business people (mostly MBAs), public speakers, HR guys , politicians etc.

1> The CEO got up late to prepare for the presentation and ended up faffing like mad on the podium.

2> In an interview , when you've said enough "I don't know"s , its time for faffing.

by prasunc July 29, 2008

FAFF

When your fake ass fucking friend fucking stabs you in the fucking back.

"That bitch is a fkin FAFF"
"You got some FAFF ass friends"

by Faff101 April 14, 2017

faff

to build cloud accounts manually, with lots of logging in and out of incognito tabs

"sweet baby jesus, creating cloud accounts is a FAFF at the moment. Bring on the robots"

by rkrankls February 24, 2021

faff

To showboat, musically. To solo excessively and busily. Almost silly...

I want him to take a solo, but he faffs too much

by xtz123 January 9, 2008

faff

an abbreviation meaning fuck a fake friend

"#faff we hated you anyways"

by mattyhealeyenthusiast November 11, 2015

faff

a posh person lookin down ther nose at u

that faff can go fuck a tree cuz hes getin on my nerves

by gracie-lou December 16, 2002

faff

Horrible looking Toyota. Or is it a Hyundai?
Who really knows.

Ooo...look at that Hyundai...ooops...it's a Faff
Ooo look...a 20Faffing piece of sh*t

by me init May 25, 2006