Faff

(v.) to masturbate vigorously, often to one's own detriment

(v.) to engage in obsessively needless activity

He could have gone to the party, but instead he stayed home, faffin around.

Faff by Holdt April 7, 2010

faff

"#faff we hated you anyways"

a posh person lookin down ther nose at u

that faff can go fuck a tree cuz hes getin on my nerves

faff by gracie-lou December 16, 2002

Horrible looking Toyota. Or is it a Hyundai?
Who really knows.

Ooo...look at that Hyundai...ooops...it's a Faff
Ooo look...a 20Faffing piece of sh*t

faff by me init May 25, 2006

Boy 1: Did Elvis die on a toilet?
Boy 2: Yea, I think
Boy 1: I bet that toilet would FaFF

FaFF by Twohitem January 8, 2010

A word used to call attention to a specific event; Used when angry or frustrated; May also be used to cause fear or anxiety

\"Excuse me, Faff?\"
\"You kids... you just make me... FAFF!\"
If you dont stop raping that old man, i\'ll Faff until tomorrow!\"

faff by Chuck Biscuits November 9, 2006

Stands for "forever a fuckface". Also known as a person who is such a fuckface, there is no way anything could fix that.

Two years ago, he cheated on me. Today, he cheated on another girl. He is such a FAFF

FAFF by saltypretzzel January 12, 2018