fractured english

What Lolcats speak. Generally misusing as many pronouns, misconjugating as many verbs, and leaving out as many letters as possible while still getting the message across.

O, Hai! How does I turned waters on? -Cat
Shut up, your fractured English is annoying. -Normal Person
No wai! Coolness. The cat has it. -Insane Person

by Danielsan42 February 28, 2008

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fractured

when you have had too much to drink and you start acting like you usually would not. in other words drunk.

Man you were fractured last night.

by Megan Ann December 12, 2008

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factored

To unexpectivley experience bad luck for a reason that may be unknown to most

It's unfortunate that Brian was factored when that beam fell and knocked him out.

by partial101 June 3, 2009

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Fractured Penis

A limp dick that rises from the ashes

Yo Mufasa, that fractured penis the other day really had us going

by SammyPNickyP4eva September 20, 2017

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fractured butt hole

when you havin a quicky on the hood of your car in sub zero tempratures and need to continuously break through the frozen juices over the butthole to keep fucking

"I know i was hanging out in the parking lot till late but oh boy, was that a fractured butt hole"

by Psyrenity November 11, 2017

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