Fattering

When an outfit makes a person look extremely fat.

"Wow. That dress is so fattering on her."

by Pumpernickle Jonny April 29, 2010

Facekini

Those things that make Asian swimmers look like Luchadors.

I went to the pool and saw this group of people with these things on. I asked, “Wtf is that, Jeff?!?” Thankfully, my buddy, Jeff is an Asian fetishist. He told, “Haha, bro! That’s a facekini! Asian swimmers wear them. It’s also the name of my favorite hentai.”

by unskilled sleeper July 18, 2023

Factpinion

A fact so many people agree with it can be considered a fact.

It is a well-known factpinion that Bieber sucks.

by Spuh-am Man, the guy awesome February 21, 2011

Faternity

A society at American universities for obese cunts.

Hey, Tyler. How's it going, big guy?

I'm great, Crawford. How about you?

I'm really great man, I'm off to the faternity tonight. You should come join. It's a great set of guys, all of whom are larger than life. Just like us. How about it, dude?

Sounds great, man. See you there...

by Bayesoir December 30, 2019

faternity

a bunch of guys jerking off on a cracker, the last one to come has to eat the cracker.

Ed: We just did a faternity, im still hungry

by Terezza December 25, 2018

Fattering

A sarcastic version of the word 'flattering'.

My brother just called me a bitch. How very fattering of him.

by Hedjaninja July 26, 2007

farternize

To sociably "shoot da breeze" with other like-minded individuals who derive uproarious amusement from the act of passing gas.

While it may indeed be "great fun and games" to farternize and share "rip-roaring good times" with other similarly-crude-minded humans who also get raucous belly-laughs from copious flatulence, there are definite hazards involved with exposure to such voluminous quantities of sulfurous methane --- adequate ventilation and the extinguishing of all open flames is highly recommended.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019