Facemash

A rating to describe the sexiests on Earth. Considered very sexually intimidating. Capable of wiping out the west coast with one cream shot, Masturbates on average 10e+13 time per day. The most dangerous weapon tactic of Face Mashing a persons mouth with 10 gallons of cum at approximately 42069(m/s). Also has the habit of fucking your mom in a public space 24/7.

OMG, Michael was such a Facemash at the party, he impregnated 420 people in one go, and made Brians mom pregnant in-front of everyone.

by LITTLE core December 26, 2022

gorilla facemask

After you blow your load all over a girls face, you take a handfull of your pubes and throw it in her face creating a gorilla facemask!

Monica had a hard time picking the pubes off her face after Aaron gorilla facemasked her.

by inthegooch December 3, 2007

Alien Facemask

Noun: the act of stretching the scrotum to cover the nose and mouth of an individual with the testes located above the person's mouth so that the person's face looks like an alien.

Courtany passed out last night on my couch so I covered her nose and mouth with my sack. It was the perfect alien facemask.

by Brad T. D. C. December 8, 2007

crusty facemask

When a woman takes vengence upon her lover by grabbing the sex towel and shoving it in her partners face thus making him smell and taste all the human sexual escrement from both parties. Usually the towel is held to the face until unconciousness.

"I tried to make my wife quefe last night, she crusty facemasked me to get me back. "

"That bitch."

"I totally crusty facemasked my husband last night. It was the only way I could get him off me. He still hasn't woken up yet."

by iactuallydidthis April 28, 2010

Wookie Facemask

A sexual act, in which the male prepares in advance by shaving off his pubic hair - keeping it in a location near by. At the conclusion of oral intercourse, the male ejects his load on the recipient's face. He then scrambles frantically for the pubic hair and then throws it on the recipient's semen covered face. The pubic hair will stick, resembling the famous Star Wars character Chewbacca, a Wookie. If able to, roar like a wookie as loud as possible.

Broguy, I totally gave her a Wookie FaceMask last night.

Together: *WOOKIE ROAR*

by d0ct0rfill December 21, 2017

Tennessee facemask

During sex, right before you cum, you pull out and bust on her pussy. Then the woman takes your head and shoves it in the cum, replicating a mask.

My girl was upset with me from the other night and gave me a Tennessee facemask.

by The 4 panis November 27, 2016

tahitian facemask

When a man puts seran wrap on another person's (usually a woman)face and deficates all over it.

After a buffet meal, my girlfriend said she wanted to do something unusual, I suggested a tahitian facemask. Our relationship was never the same again, because she stunk

by Neil Cozzolino November 13, 2007