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facebalking

(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.
"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"
by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007
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face balls

A person (preferably a woman)who has the uncanny ability to swallow completely a man's penis until his balls rest on their (her) chin. Usually associated with a person with no gag reflex.
Ericka gobbled my whole cock, she ended up with face balls.
by Stu January 24, 2005
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fartballs

1. the cupping and lifting of one's own flatulence directly into another's face.

2. when a male human being neglects to cleanse his scrotum; leaving a lingering parmesan cheese type odor that is unmistakeably his own.
1. dude, stop throwing your fartballs in my face

2. oh my god becky, it was the worst case of fartballs I have ever smelt in my life.
by oogaboogachoo September 1, 2010
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facebliss

When you post staged pictures of your life to impress friends and family about how great your life is
Damn, did you see that post from Chaniqua in a bikini on the Empire State Building? She is an accountant in a basement...total facebliss.
by Clavenson June 14, 2018
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fazballs

fazballs are freddy fazbears balls. some say they're fuzzy...
gregory, dont look my fazballs are out!
by Ishivepotatosupmyass February 8, 2022
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Faceball Bat

A regular baseball bat, when used to rearrange someones face, becomes a faceball bat.
"that kid pissed me off so i faceball batted him. he gets out of the hospital around 2010."
by willers222 December 18, 2008
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facewall

Unification of ones forehead with a wall as a means to vent frustration or disappointment, often forceful.
Professor: Ok guys, so is 1 a perfect square?
Class: *with conviction* Sir, NO!
Professoir: *facewall*
by roco66 February 23, 2010
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