Funnel

Funnel means to be having fun while under an influence; Alchohol, Marijuana ect. This use of the word is derived from the act of funneling a beer. The original term was used primarily for intoxication via alchohol, but the word has since then been changed to primarily refer to intoxication caused by Marijuana. Intoxication by way of Alchohol is now known as Original Funnel, to respect the origins of the word.

Noun: lets go get funnel, guys.
Adjective: I'm so Funnel right now

by SchmidtB April 21, 2008

funnel

Anything that is concertedly negative in circumstance or predicted outcome.

Aw dood! Having to play shows in Louisiana is a total funnel!

by Wrath January 5, 2003

funnel

the opposie of pear someone with much larger upper body than lower body, may have turkey legs

sam you are such a funnel, your leg remind me of a turkey

by don May 31, 2004

funnel

A metaphor for how a sales organizations churns through leads.

initial lead -> cold call -> qualified lead -> money deal

At each step, more potential customers get weeded out. Hence, the funnel.

There will be no sales to close if we never feed the funnel.

by vanilla g-lotto December 20, 2004

funnel

the better frat on burrill ave, not to be mistaken with sigma chi

college student #1: I heard the funnel was getting a keg tonight
college student #2: Great, i spent my last 5 bucks on kentacohut, i guess ill have to use laundry quarters again

by jim March 8, 2005

funnel

From 'fun tunnel'. A device used to snort mind altering substances.

Pass me the funnel. Let's find out if this is mandy, k or speed..

by Rude Ruby Rudy April 9, 2019

Funnel

Where you cum into a girls ass and use a funnel to drink the cum. You can add some ingredients like coke or lemonade if needed

“Hey babe come here so I can funnel you out”

by Funneling September 17, 2019