Fiffing

Like yiffing but with frogsonas instead:
The act of froggy fun ranging from sexual interactions to erotic experiences.
A frogsona is used within the experiences. (a persona which the person is a frog related)

Guy1 - "You aren't into yiffing are you?"

Guy2 - "Nah man i'm into fiffing."

by Sloppy The Loppy, Froppy May 27, 2018

faffin

foolishness, foolish behaviour

Karl Pilkington explained to Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant that travel to foreign lands was a lot o faffin, because you have to get injections just to keep yourself alive during the visit.

by jigsawtooth February 21, 2010

muffin fluffin’

When you purposely wear a pair of low-rider jeans so tight so that you have to pull your glutes up and out, arranging or fluffing them into position.

That perfect muffin top look is the result of some expert muffin fluffin’, I am sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2020

fluffing my garfield

the act of pleasuring ones self useing digiatl (with your hands) stimulation. same as bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker and yanking the crank.

*picks up phone at last second* oh hey eric, sorry i was fluffing my garfied

by Xaviance-lord of riverdance April 25, 2004

faffing around

Goofing off

Hey, stop faffing around, and get back to work.

by loafing October 31, 2013

faffing

to aimlessly waste time doing useless tasks

stop faffing around and come to bed my love

by snuffles October 16, 2004

fluffing

A technique used in most pornographic films today. When the male star has to get "aroused" for the camera he is fluffed beforehand.

A stagehand, someone usually chosen just for this job, either gives the star a hand or blow job.

John Holmes had a 13" cock, but he had troubles getting it up during shoots. He needed to be fluffed before he could perform.

by hard_virus June 12, 2005