The only non-percussion instrument in a classical orchestra that can be played with just one hand. It was invented to be like this because the horn player's other hand is usually otherwise occupied.

French Horns are great instruments, but you wouldn't want to meet a French Hornist.

French Horn by CYO Viola Player September 3, 2006

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french horn

The act of blowing in a woman's vagina to produce a noise similar to the sound of the brass instrument.

While performing oral sexy on Carrie, I took a deep breath and gave her a french horn.

french horn by Balint February 10, 2005

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French Horn

Brass instrument taken up by those who wish to continue their musical studies, but have failed at playing the trumpet, trombone, or anything else metallic with a mouthpiece. French horn players are the butt of most jokes in band class, though they usually admit that "they deserve it."

Also commonly referred to as "the trumpet's ugly little brother."

Kate: "I play the French horn, which is a bad instrument."
Mr. Lange: "That's right, Katie."

French Horn by Douglas J. January 5, 2006

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French horn

when a girl sits on a guys face and the guy licks the clit and puts his nose in her asshole, and reaches up and rubs her nipples until she cums.

Tony gave Gretel a french horn. she squirted in his mouth and shit on his nose and was very satisfied!

French horn by evan scott bickford October 29, 2010

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