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Porch Junkie Freakshow

An individual who has allowed their addiction to negatively change them and have complete control of the way they live their everyday life. Becoming a person we no longer recognize.
Where then comes the phrase

"He or She is Not the same person I once knew"
They verbally and/or physically start behaving out of the norm so to speak. Drawing high attention to themselves, family and home.

When confronted of the whole shebang, they deny it to the fullest even though they 100 % know the truth but refuse to be wrong not because of the not wanting to admit their addiction or problem... but because they want the argument. Those typically whose names begin with the letters A, H, K, P, and R are more likely to be a Porch Junkie Freakshow.

These individuals tend to linger around and are hard to get rid of once you have had ENOUGH...once you think they have finally gotten the point and are gone...they return. A whole freakshow all over again like a movie series. Porch Junkie Freakshow.
That guy has turned into a whole Porch Junkie Freakshow since his addiction worsened.
by C.L.Krown August 12, 2019
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cowabunga freakshow

Someone you're forced to live with who bothers you without fail, constantly.
I need to move out, James is a Cowabunga Freakshow!
by War Latte August 21, 2023
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freakspew

Unintelligible garble from a mentally or emotionally unstable being. It is almost impossible to translate their inane rantings from any form or language or common sense. Clearly the person is out of their safe space.
The rantings of the woman as she delivered freakspew to anyone in her vicinity were obviously that of a programmed retard, someone who thinks the world should be as she see's it or a lunatic out of medication
by ratsbackside February 16, 2021
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freshowl

California/West Coast in origin. Meaning "strangely cool".
That fat lady on rollerskates is so freshowl.
by Gilbert Godfrey December 8, 2004
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4freakshow

4 freaks aka say so girl, Millie Bobby brown,

hot chase, and the dude who saved tiktok. they are entertaining unlike your mama betach. :-)
omg is that 4freakshow?!
by Doty butc September 20, 2020
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Freakhog

A woman who is incredibly unappealing to the eye, yet is driven to hit on every man with whom she comes in contact.
Snooki is such a freakhog.
by prestellad October 19, 2010
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freakhog

Perhaps the finest word ever invented by a cell phone. While trying to write freaking on my phone in its t9word mode, I was blessed with this fine nugget. There were no options, just freakhog.
Sorry I didn't call you earlier, I've been so freakhog busy.
by Lou T Fisk December 11, 2008
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