FMSL

"Fuck my scientific life" or "F my scientific life." A variation on FML specific to people who are relaying stories about the pains of working with experiments.

So, I spent a week aligning that machine, right? Well, the power went out and ruined my alignment. FMSL

by SciGeek July 10, 2010

FMML

Fucking made me laugh, a second cousin to LMAO, laughing my ass off.

Dawg did you see ole girl snap on the cashier that was FMML.

by bagb0i April 30, 2009

FMBSL

Fuck My BullShit Life.

That cop just wrote me a $400 speeding ticket? FMBSL.

by zph33r May 4, 2011

FIMSLA

F**king, idiotic, moronic, stupid, lazy ass

A 58 year old virgin who will NEVER get the opportunity to lose his virginity.

by suz May 21, 2003

FMML

Acronym for Flash Mob My Life. Used to indicate when a person wants to be involved in a flash mob or witness a flash mob, or be flash mobbed.

Person 1: Hey, there are a whole bunch of people gathered around here, and they seem to be ready to break into dance...
Person 2: Sweet! FMML!

by FMML Boss August 14, 2011

FMASL

short for: Fuck My Already Screwed Life

dude, I have exams all this week and we've just run out of my favourite chocolate biscuits. FMASL

by harriet jones prime minister September 20, 2010

Femslapping

When a female slaps her boyfriend "jokingly" with an open hand without force or intent to actually hurt.

She was totally femslapping me because I made a dirty joke about her sister

by dcwiuvbkewbvwleöasv June 14, 2017