Finnish Glove Dragon

A hand job were the giver covers their hand in rubbing alcohol before setting it on fire. The giver must then jerk the male off until completion, or third degree burns set in.

"oh yeah it was sick! He let me do the Finnish Glove Dragon on them!"
"Really?"
"Yeah it was fun until he had to go to the hospital with 3rd degree burns"

by Lemno April 3, 2020

Finnish Bear

A finnish bear is a woman that is very attractive but annoying and steals your personal belongings.

Bob: Hey I can’t believe Sally stole my lamp she is such a Finnish Bear!
Joe: I know right! She stole my couch.

by FinnishBear August 21, 2022

Finnish-American

The best of both worlds. A loud mouth who can drink you under the table. A polar bear, who can stand the boiling heat of a sauna, drink a cold beer and jump into a frozen lake, all while rocking out to Jimi Hendrix version of the Star Spangled Banner. Someone who gets drunk in Finland, and yells at people driving by in English. But then talks shit about people in America in Finnish. A person with true SISU.

"I'm Finnish-American"

"That's cool. I knew this Finnish guy once. But he didn't speak Finnish. Just some words his gramma taught him."

"What the hell was the point of that story?"

by Finn girl June 26, 2008

Finnish Tango

a slower-pace, sad, finnish version of the latin tango. first seen by american eyes on '60 Minutes'

man, my grandma made my dad by doing the finnish tango with my grandpa.

by Adam McD May 18, 2003

Finnish Fuck

Noun - A cocknocker of Finish descent. Generally a Finish Fuck will utlize the time zone difference between Finland and the U.S. to berate, annoy, or insult his mates whilst drunk at a time of day that they are at work or on the unemployment line.

(phone ringing)

Yen: "Shouldn't you get that?"

Mike: "Nah; it's the Finnish Fuck. If I pick it up it'll just be him pissing in the toilet while holding the phone next to it. It is after 6pm there after all..."

by Admiral Nelly Nelz October 10, 2010

Finnish girl

she's the one who's beautiful but you never realise until she's before your eyes, she's the one who once you get to know, you'll never figure out how you lived without her, their pure perfection is a danger to live without, her figure is greater than your head will ever be able to imagine until it's seen. if you meet her and she likes you then you're one lucky guy/gal.

Also they drink coffee and have big boobs but eh.

I would love to find myself a Finnish girl in my life.

by Bromora July 30, 2017

finnish roulette

Similar to Russian Roulette, but five shots are loaded into the revolver instead of one.

Finnish roulette is a surefire way to die like a moron.

by dumoc July 16, 2015