futility

Performing an action that has no results.

Andy's futility knows no bounds... He rotates squares in Tetris.

by Macros-the-Black August 29, 2012

fetus fertilizer

1. Another word for sperm, which is used to crush the dreams of men and women everywhere, and to bring poor children into this cruel and arbitrary reality against their will.

2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.

Cornelius-"I dare say Jebediah, it appears I have unloaded fetus fertilizer all over your mistress's face."
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"

by BlackFaceKilla July 9, 2012

relative futility

As it pertains to economic "Law of Diminishing Returns", and Maslow
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on

a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO

The relative futility of meeting an active brain cell in this dump is absolute,

so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"

by Thygeekgoddess March 11, 2017

Fertilized

An awesome pickup line.

HEY BABY YA WANA GET FERTILIZED???

by #Animals4life May 26, 2018

Fertilizing the Patch

When you take your dip out when your having sex with her and sprinkle it on her pubes

I heard Kevin tried the "Fertilizing the Patch" last night but the chick was an apple.

by minpion September 27, 2010

The Fertilizer

It's a Mexican Lawn Mower but done outside and on the lawn.

My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.

by TheADvent Calendar December 1, 2019

Fried or Fertilized

A questions posed by the rap collective Turquoise Jeep in their song with the same name. The question asks whether the girl would like to eat breakfast, or have sex again.

"How you like your eggs girl, fried or fertilized?" -- Yung Humma

by nessim99 February 23, 2011