Skip to main content

Famphobic

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against families, children, old people.

a collection of ideas and phenomena that encompass a range of negative attitudes, feelings, or actions towards families or families as an institution of value.
When someone asks “why would you want to have kids”. You can tell them “you sound FAMPHOBIC”
by dumpling765 July 2, 2022
mugGet the Famphobic mug.

famfi

Fat Ass Mother Fucking Idiot

A way to insult someone in a way that sounds cute. Commonly used when you don't want that person to know he/she is being insulted.
by Peyo October 29, 2006
mugGet the famfi mug.
Related Words
FAMFP famf famp fampire famping fampous Fampus fafp Famfiction FAMFUS

Famfap

The more technical and scientoligific term for committing an incestuous act.
I hope my dad doesn't find out my sister and I famfapped last night!
by Dungeon Boy June 26, 2016
mugGet the Famfap mug.

Famfacker

Like the female homewrecker, a man who preys on women of all relationship statuses who usually have children. He carefully chooses women who are awesome moms, attractive, and have big hearts because they are the ones who will always remember the pain he caused. He weaves himself into the circle and proceeds to fit right in as if he has always been a part of the family. The children enjoy his company and playfulness, and "I love you" is often exchanged between the man and woman, and the man and children. After the man has infected the family with his charm, love, and protection, and after he plants seeds of hopes and dreams, he fucks the family by showing them he was just faking.
Can you believe that Famfacker weaved himself into my family for years, pretending to love and care, and then
left like he didn't even know us!
by Btwitsjennifer June 12, 2018
mugGet the Famfacker mug.

Famspreading

A family consisting of parents and several children who walk next to each other in congested areas, forcing individual pedestrians to re-direct their paths, or blocking doors, exits, lines and elevators.
"I couldn't get to the spa at the Marriott, because there was a family with 3 kids Famspreading so badly in the elevator lobby I couldn't get through!"
by Jasonsmobile March 22, 2019
mugGet the Famspreading mug.

fampa

A nickname that you call someone that you love a lot
‘DAYMM look at my FAMPA’
by ‘ursimp’ October 30, 2020
mugGet the fampa mug.

happy famper

A male who, if home alone, will stay in the bathroom and masturbate for an extended duration of time.
"Dude your parents were gone yesterday! did you get shit faced?" "No Celeb Jihad uploaded new videos and I pulled a happy famper."
by Helmbros June 3, 2014
mugGet the happy famper mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email