The philosophy that even though god is a construct of humankind, our spiritual convictions are nonetheless useful in navigating the 90% of reality that eludes science and the senses.
by Mike iLL July 7, 2011
Get the faitheism mug.A person who discriminates towards a person or group of people solely dependent on their faith, beliefs or religion.
- Used in place of racist when applicable.
- Used in place of racist when applicable.
Person one - "Jews are so cheap."
Person two - "Why do you have to be a faithist?"
"Mr. Jones says all Catholics are drunks... he is a straight up faithist."
Person two - "Why do you have to be a faithist?"
"Mr. Jones says all Catholics are drunks... he is a straight up faithist."
by Randy D. January 9, 2008
Get the faithist mug.Similar to an atheist, only a fatheist does not believe in fat chicks. Not even thick chicks. This results in him being a poor wingman, but reduces his odds of being crushed to death.
Guy A: Dude, I could totally nail this chick, you've gotta take her friend for me.
Guy B: Man, I'd bite the bullet and do it, but that's not a bullet, that's a fking cannon ball.
Guy A: Please! I'm begging you.
Guy B: Sorry, no can do. I'm a fatheist.
Guy B: Man, I'd bite the bullet and do it, but that's not a bullet, that's a fking cannon ball.
Guy A: Please! I'm begging you.
Guy B: Sorry, no can do. I'm a fatheist.
by J. Agnew June 22, 2010
Get the fatheist mug.A belief structure possessing a singular quality borne of a unique combination of blind optimism and hardened pessimism. Origin: North American female named Faith who, in a delicious twist of irony, is a hardened cynic.
Hey, Jeebs, what's your religion?
I'd say it's more of a faithish. I believe that God exists. It's the only explanation for my having been struck by lightning seven times.
I'd say it's more of a faithish. I believe that God exists. It's the only explanation for my having been struck by lightning seven times.
by marahnna August 5, 2008
Get the faithish mug.Person 1: Did you hear that an elector from the state of Utah voted at the electoral college for someone that Utah did not vote for?
Person 2: That person must be a Faithless Mormon, I can't think of any other reason to why they would do that.
Person 2: That person must be a Faithless Mormon, I can't think of any other reason to why they would do that.
by MST3K I like November 24, 2020
Get the Faithless Mormon mug.A person who claims to be an athiest so as to appear smarter or rebellious by questioning organized religion, yet when December 25th comes around, they want to know where their Christmas presents are. Often make fun of God by calling Him "The Magic Sky Fairy" to try to get under the skin of Christains.
Andrew is such a fakethiest, he'll talk smack about someone who believes in God, but gave people a list of things he'd like for Christmas.
by Otto the Otter December 20, 2010
Get the Fakethiest mug.someone who does not believe in god, but attends church regularly- usually by force from significant others or family.
a combination of faith and atheist
a combination of faith and atheist
"i have to go to church with my girlfriend tomorrow"
"i thought you didnt believe in god"
"yeah, im a faitheist."
"i thought you didnt believe in god"
"yeah, im a faitheist."
by plastictreees June 16, 2007
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