Faceplosion

A Faceplosion is where a particular facial feature somehow creates a small explosive device within itself that at any moment, will detonate and possibly injure any surrounding people. There is currently no possible way to cure the Faceplosion incident, and in some cases Faceplosion sufferers are used as weapons in military operations.

"Alright, Bravo team will flank to the right of the building, Fox Delta, you march right into the front with the Pfc, he's got the Faceplosions!"

"Sir, you serious? The whole buildin' will blow!"

by IronicallyInwiltshire June 14, 2008

facebiotch

An unjustifiably overly popular person with several online friends. This person usually gets lots of positive feedback for posts and pictures and seldom will respond back or acknowledge the attention they get. A facebiotch will usually only pay attention to new people until they no longer have a use for them.

McKayla is such a facebiotch that she couldn't even comment on the funny inside joke that I posted for her birthday.

by glassh0uses November 12, 2012

Faceploitation

The act of exploiting tragedies on Facebook to earn "Likes", or to come across as a compassionate person.

"Constance posted a photo of a kitten praying for the shooting victims on Facebook just to call attention to herself. "

"Yeah, she doesn't even know them. It's obviously just Faceploitation."

by Samo3113 April 15, 2013