fac

abrevaiation for 'funny as cancer'. used for when someones said something that was supposed to be funny but really isnt.

"why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side"
"mate thats fac"

by joejoejoejoejoe July 9, 2007

Fac

Known offence way to swear before your old enough to say fuck

Mom I didn't swear I got mad at my girl n told her to fac her self so fac off

by Level.n.r.e.i.c.all October 17, 2015

fac

it's like fact, but realer.

random: bro attack on titan is so bad
me: fac

by omerboner February 19, 2022

fac

Another word for fag. When said fast it sounds like "fag" but indeed you are not sayin fag you are saying "fac". If you are called a "fac" you probally did something really stupid in life and deserved it. It can also be used as a gretting when on the phone. Also the second word to Phant0m chief. His real name is Phant0m Fac.

*Ring Ring Ring
Chris- Hello
Vinny- Fac!
Chris- Fac!
Vinny- What the hell are you doing playing with your ass get on halo.

by ShonkaMan April 19, 2006

fac

this is a term that stands for "fully aroused clit". a girl can use this word to describe her sexual state.

"that guy's jorts were so hott, it gave me fac!"

by christy r April 15, 2008

facs

Acronym for Fuck Ass Cunt Shit!

Hey dumbass, you know that omelette you're eating?

Yeah?

It's my morning breakfast.

Zomg, FACS!!

by Suijen April 21, 2006

Fac

Instead of saying fuck (or any other swear word for that matter)

Student #1: Did you finish the reading for Mr. Morris's class?
Student #2: No, fac! I was working on my essay all night!

by veggygirl June 4, 2009